About me..

Discussion in 'General chat' started by MCSmelter, Nov 12, 2014.

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  1. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    Real Name: Matthew WillYurko Blackcurrant
    Age: 16>x<18
    Relationship Status: Single because females cost money, time and effort that I don't have the will to muster yet.
    Accent: Chavvy (englands version of gangstas but they don't have power over the po po) English.
    Music: OK yeah Coldplay, one has to be serious about Coldplay, also pretty much every other type of music is either softcore pornography or some bs I aint got time for.
    School: No m8, college is 100x times better cos no crappy blazer and teachers dont treat you like a 5-year old.
    From: Middlesbrough (voted worst town in England), England, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island but not Scotland.
    Hobbies: No.
    Pets: Hamster called Sausage, Rabbits called Penny and Sheldon (have had 14 babies which is messed up considering I am a TBBT fan), 2 zebra finches called Jake and Jill (literally worse parents than this chick), 1 budgie called Jasper & and sister is pescaphilic yet caniphobic so yeah..
    Relative thing idk: Probably an Irish Jew..
    Misanthropist.
    Pessimist.
    Atheist.
    Sarcastic.
    #Grandiloquencearmy

    P.S. If you want more then go back to the hole you came from.
     
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  2. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    Hai
     
  3. Fruity17D

    Fruity17D FUN TIMEZ

    My Gawd....
     
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  4. greyflick

    greyflick Jaydubb03's Assistant. Mr. GreyFlick

    Mc smelter is da best
     
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  5. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    One always takes Coldplay seriously.
    Must be magic.
    Anyway, is there a point to jumping on the wagon?
     
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  6. skarmick

    skarmick @GoOnSkar

    Prolly the best one so.far... Yours or Rev.
     
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  7. Sam is the MAN

    Sam is the MAN JRaptor77's godbrother

    Cewl #staysingle
     
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  8. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    For the lols
     
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  9. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    For the vine*
     
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  10. skarmick

    skarmick @GoOnSkar

    Words from a wise man :p
     
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  11. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

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  12. skarmick

    skarmick @GoOnSkar

  13. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    She's a great parent
     
  14. Shadow

    Shadow Glongle

    (literally worse parents than this chick)
     
  15. JamesM

    JamesM New IGN: iTzGuitarmadMC

    Real Name: Matthew WillYurko Blackcurrant
    WillYurko really?
     
  16. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    Will. lel
     
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  17. Yonda

    Yonda Goodbye

    You're a chav. No wonder I hate you
     
  18. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    I said I live in a chavvy area, doesn't make me a chav ;)
     
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  19. TBBT is bos
     
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