Real Name: Matthew WillYurko Blackcurrant Age: 16>x<18 Relationship Status: Single because females cost money, time and effort that I don't have the will to muster yet. Accent: Chavvy (englands version of gangstas but they don't have power over the po po) English. Music: OK yeah Coldplay, one has to be serious about Coldplay, also pretty much every other type of music is either softcore pornography or some bs I aint got time for. School: No m8, college is 100x times better cos no crappy blazer and teachers dont treat you like a 5-year old. From: Middlesbrough (voted worst town in England), England, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island but not Scotland. Hobbies: No. Pets: Hamster called Sausage, Rabbits called Penny and Sheldon (have had 14 babies which is messed up considering I am a TBBT fan), 2 zebra finches called Jake and Jill (literally worse parents than this chick), 1 budgie called Jasper & and sister is pescaphilic yet caniphobic so yeah.. Relative thing idk: Probably an Irish Jew.. Misanthropist. Pessimist. Atheist. Sarcastic. #Grandiloquencearmy P.S. If you want more then go back to the hole you came from.
One always takes Coldplay seriously. Must be magic. Anyway, is there a point to jumping on the wagon?