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u wnt sexi tiemz plz i gud at it

 

AwHelllNawww

 

>:3

 

plz u r hawt n sexi

 

Go drunk, your home.

 

Go home ur drunk, little boi

 

quik bj ?

 

NU
In ur dreams

 

lucidd dreems :')

 

I hate life.

 

drunk mcsmeltre luvs lyfe

 

#misanthropistFTW?

 

(ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

 

drunk mcsmeltre is philanthropist

 

Even drunk you wouldn't change profession.
Who are you and can you stay here forever!?

 

ya bcuz drunk mcsmeltre is optimist

 

Ok, how do you feel about our chances with the war effort? ;3

 

I'm sober now and frankly Humans are terrible, #MisanthropyFTW, apathy is the best thing invented by science, pessimism is bos and everything - including wars- is insidious.

 

He's back! :3

 

Yay!

 

Shh but he's back with his smart words words again :3

 

Thats the Smelter we know and love. Well.....

 

@MCSmelter, you wrote this. Admit it.

 

a)Nah Cats are bos
b)Foot fetish ftw
c)You calling me an introvert, boi?

 

a) Agreed
b) Meh.
c) Were you under the impression I was calling you something else?

 

Oh, found this.

Cant make it any clearer. ;3

 

All I'm saying is that the Egyptians were right.

 

Hmm...
MCSmelter thinks cats are boss.
Egyptians worshipped cats.
MCSmelter says the Egyptians were right (about cats).
The Egyptians built the pyramids.
The Illuminati eye is on a pyramid.
MCSmelter is Illuminati!

 

Knew it!

 

>:3