yooo so i was standing on my local galaxy and i was liek yooo wtf is happeneing. we were doing our usual 1v1 on pokemon cards when a bird came flying and shot the tree into four apples. those apples went on to live a sad, loneley life. i felt bad so i went to walmart bought some hookers and started fighting the wild horses. then this rlly rlly hot girl name monkeika came up to me and was like yo wtf wtf yo and i said yo wtf? she then nocked me out with a slimejim. i then woke up in a microwave having intercourse with my usualy breadsticks when i saw that leo the dinosaur wasnt his usualy self so i went up to the moon to ask the gypsy why my toes are shaped like penises and he siad yo wtf so i was like wtf he then said " look kid. take a potato ovrecook it in the microwave for 17 hours run a 2 minute mile and throw that potato under a bus while trying to have sex with three pairs of donkeys. i said yo thats some weird shit. so i jumpe ddown and met up with my local sketchers crew. we were feeling pretty badass t hat night so we fucked around and logged into club penguin without parental permission. next thin i know my penguin go AIDS so i was like wtf surge and i woke up nocked out in a sketcher store with my pants down playing beyblade with obama
