Welp

After lots of thought, I've decided that there is a God. I now believe there is an almighty person named God, who watches over me everyday and makes sure I'm safe. He loves me.

I've also decided that I do have faith in humanity, and that they're not so bad. People are awesome. I've decided to become outgoing. I now have more trust in people than I did before. I now believe people can change, me being a living example.

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LMAO APRIL FOOL'S BITCHES. THERE IS NO GOD, PEOPLE SUCK, EVERYBODY LIES AND PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE!


ayy lmao

 

*When it's April 2nd*
Lol.

The only variable is about what.

 

There is no I in team. There is a me though, if you jumble it up.

 

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?

 

If nobody hates you, then you're doing something wrong.

 

You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.

 

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite.

 

I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask.

 

You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before you get married. I can't hire a team based on a ten minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?

 

Somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.

 

Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

 

Philosophical intent

 

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

Intentionally philosophical

 

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

 

Arrogance has to be earned.

 

Like the philosopher Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want.

 

All of those clever reasons were wrong.

 

If we were to care about every person suffering on this planet, life would shut down.

 

You could think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking?

 

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

 

even if God was real he'd still be a faggot
I love you all, I'll save certain believers but not all the others

I'll feed 1000 on one occasion but I CBA to feed the other millions in need

Believe in me and ull receive salvation, don't and ull rot in hell u cunt kys

 

Yes, he shifted one hemisphere of his brain into a more comfortable position.

 

Religion is not the opiate of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses.

 

We became doctors to treat illnesses. Dealing with patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

 

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

 

Oops. Just realised my previous quote was already done. Ah well.

Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up.

 

'Time changes everything'

That's what people say. It's not true. Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were.

 

suck my ass

 

with a straw

 

He sleeps better at night. He shouldn't.

 

"God" is he real? no.
People say god helps us by giving us food.
But how are you going to eat the food if you're getting attacked by fucking ISIS.
Heaven?
Airplanes go through the sky, its probably been destroyed by now.

 

You know I don't know why did I not expect that

 

Ahaha you actually thought I was going to change, huh?

 

The post made my day tho lmao