The scariest thing I've seen so far today is the double negative in this thread's title. Jk but today there was a really cool thunderstorm in my area in the morning. There was a severe thunderstorm warning in California, which is a rare thing. Not only that, my city/area was part of the places where the warning was issued, so that was cool. I saw one cloud-to-ground lightning strike and there was thunder about every five seconds, no joke.
OK TODAY I GOT A HALF Eight FROM MY boss today yes 6/20/08 i got hella baked and i went to mcdonalds at 230 am and there is an suv and 2 cops there car the suv hella smelt like bud and they ask him have you been smoking tonight so then i drive home after getting 2 icecream cones and a large mcflurrry well i almost get to my house and vroom i see 3 cops cars going hella fast so i was like oh there gonna bust those stoners so i go to mcdonalds again and i see 2 cops in a different area of the complex and i was like so those sheriffs at mcdonalds busted stoners if you guys are board go help them. cops in my town have nothing to do. so i was telling them how i have my medical card and how i got it by being hit by a drunk driver while walking at 45 mph at 333 pm yes thats day time .16 btw 2 times the legal limit anyways so then they were like got any bud i wanna see it and i'm like yeah so they opened it and smelt it they said it had a citrus smell the funny thing is that whole time they never saw my medical card. another time it was the first day of spring break and i just came back from the cannabis club we hot boxed my card behind an albertsons that closed down well when we were about to go a car with high beems flashed were like like **** so we decided to tell them the truth the first thing i did was show them my card. the 2 rules to my card not smoking with non card memebers and not smoking in public within a housand feet of a school plus i could have gotten charged with distributing narcotics to a minor. they said we can only charge you with contributing deliqunce of a minor and they let me drive home baked as hell.
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little Bobby? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales of propane and propane accessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane accessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill that's off the face of the great USA, you little Democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
I cannot see i cannot pee i cannot screw i cannot chew, oh my god what am i going to do? My hearing stinks, i smell like chicken wings, can't you see imin a bad mood right now?
I want to join this contest... You know after you die you can still feel your body so when you are embalmed the shoot in candle wax inside of your body and mess it up... Alot + the financial loss of whoever is paying for it
