Make up a story about my life

I want some random forum users to make up my life story y0u can make me anyone you want based on what you know now. You may speak of my life as positively or as negatively as you want. One condition put it in l33t.

 

g4y

 

1 w45 3xp3c71n6 7h3 f1r57 dud3 70 pu7 4 l1nk w17h 50m3 5up3r d3741l3d l0n6 570ry 570ry 4b0u7 4 40 y34r 0ld m4n pr373nd1n6 70 b3 y0un63r 70 c47f15h r4nd0m 61rl5 wh0 l1k35 70 bully 53rv3r 0wn3r5 w17h l0w 53lf 35733m wh0 b4n 07h3r5 b3c4u53 7h3y 74k3 0p1n10n5 4nd c0n57ruc71v3 cr171c15m n36471v3ly, 4nd wr0n6fully 3d17 7h31r 516n47ur35.

 

You forgot to post in l33t.

 

phew thanks for catching that

;';

 

One day you were in a gay porno, but to fuk you needed some lube named "l33t"
I r8 that shit 420/69

 

You jumped off the hedgehog as you ate life, a metaphor for tacos in a burrito situation. Concluding that hypothermogalctic statement, you realized that π ≠ ®. so, that's where monkeys came from.

 

Cancer

 

ima have dinner then ill write a nice long story for me to stroke later tonight

 

You got some issues...

Breakfast

 

H

uh?
o and I forgot to make a story

 

Once there was an angry banana...

 

my stories don't have grammar

 

so ur storees r lik dis

 

yea bbut not cringe

yea bbut not cringe


dang Africans made me double post

 

NOOOOOOO

I got cash for the tacos

 

I cut a hole in a melon and put my pemis inside it felt good

 

I can recommend some good counselors, they'll get you through this tough time in your life.