How Terrible I am at PVP (The Story)

Well, I am the worst pvper on the server (no lie). I usually use jukes then like, I automatically die. I need a tutor please help with my pvp. I'm losing points on Skywars and I keep dying on KitPVP. Well actually I only kill immature 6 year olds because they are, you know, not as good as me (but overall I suck). Well, this concludes my little story and I am stupid.

Thank You!

-Creeping55 AKA Stupid of Stupids



This is a joke please do not take it seriously.

 

Tutor on PvP lol

 

i don't think you can teach people pvp

 

or you can just train them as in like have 1v1's

 

Cool story brah I'm bad at souping myself...

 

I can help you
I win 1v10 all the time
(OP ARMOUR FTW)
KitPvP

 

Tip: If you kill them first, you win!

 

Lel

 

Tip:Click your right mouse button

 

Trust me it works

 

Didnt work

 

Tip:click alt+f4

 

1more reply and datti got 1k

 

1000th comment WOOO!Yay

 

1002*

 

Dang

 

I think left mouse button would be more affective, but whatever XD

 

http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/9873597412
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/11581588141

 

Wow is gay.

 

So are PVP teachers

 

I could be a pvp teacher.
:3

 

F3+B will show u hit boxes

 

I had that for 8days on
I raged so hard cuz i didnt knks how to put them off

 

Sort of X-ray? Spam F3+a and it's sort of X-ray.
Also F3+h shows your data values and durability of your items.

 

I know that

 

Then I wasn't talking to you :3

 

Butbutbut

Why not :0

 

f3+s=reloads the sound engine, f3+t=reloads textures and models, f3+d=clears chat history, holding f3+c for 10 seconds makes you crash and f3+p toggles the pause thing or something I didn't understand.

 

Ok then nerd, what else?

 

Other things, that is all for f3+<key> combinations.

 

thats so annoying

 

wut?

 

Ok here are some tips I put together-->

Tip 1. Proper building method : 1 good way to build on sw is build 10 blocks up then to there island. By doing this the opponent will be stunned or suprised.

Tip 2. Strafing: when you build above your opponent his immediate reaction is to usually start swinging in front of him. Well when he starts swinging in front. Loop to the left or right. This will cause him to miss his hits and you will have the advantage.

Tip 3. : Inventory setup: I use a certain inventory setup. This helps me to know where everything is and what number to click. Here is how my inventory is. 1. Slot: sword or axe. / 2. Slot: Fishing pole. / 3. Slot: Lava. / 4. Slot: Bow / 5-7 Slots: Food/ 8. Slot: Water/ 9. Slot: Gapples.

Tip 4. Fishing rod combo: Whenever going to attack someone use the fishing rod combo. But before I talk more about that here is a glitch everyone should know and use. It's called the infinite Fishin rod. How this works is when your fishing rod hit someone it doesn't take any durability. How to do this glitch is right as the Fishing rod hits the opponent switch back to your sword. This will allow it to not take durability. Ok now let's talk about what this does to the enemy. When doing the fishing rod combo it stuns the player right as it hits them. This allows you time to run to them and kill them while the are distracted. That's how to do the fishing rod combo. Oh and I forgot to mention when using the fishing rod and hitting someone. It can actually cause the enemy lag.

Tip 5. Lava: As we all know in Skywars on Squadcraft you do not have flint and steel. So I use lava instead. What lava is good for is taking down a heavily armored enemy or if you are low on hearts and need to run. Here is a example I made of how to use this lava. Example: say you are on the melon map and there is one player left and you have no armor only a axe and the other opponent has full enchanted diamond, and say you attack and are hurt more than they are and you need to run but they are behind you. Well what to do is run and jump and place the lava. Sometimes you get on fire if you aren't careful but if u are careful u will be fine. Another pro about lava is it causes the enemy to get slow and trapped unlike with flint as steel.

Tip 6. Bow combo: This combo might not be a vey helpful thing because it is kinda rare that you get a bow with arrows on squad unless you are a donor, but I thought I would include it anyways. So what you do is right when approaching as enemy with a little bit better armor than you shoot him. Then charge and use the strafe method and a future method I will include. This will cause the opponent to be lower hearts than you and for him to be stunned for a moment.

Tip 7. Snowball method: we all know that those snowballs can be very annoying. Although they can become lethal in the right hands Lel xD. Well let's get on with the tip. Ok so what you do is the exact same thing as the bow combo tip except with the snowballs. When doing this it will stun the enemy And make him unaware of you.

Tip 8. Confidence: When going into a pvp fight be confident about yourself. This might seem sketchy but the more confident you are, the more likely you are to win a fight. Simple as that!

Tip 9. Being aware: When entering a fight always be aware of your surroundings. Always check for gaps or holes or even areas where you can be hit off. Always remember this.

Tip 10. Being a pro: lol jk I just wanted to add that for the Lels. Well I hope this helps you out @Creeping55 !!

 

Oh wait I never read the bottom. God damnet I spent like 2 hours writing tips

 

Yes you can

 

Step 1: Grip your mouse firmly

Step 2: Click like your playing cookie clicker

Step 3: Swag

Step 4: umm... jerk them out (juke)

 

I don't know how to soup/strafe. I have different controls. P=Hit, Arrow Keys=movement, Left click= Blocking, Q=Dropping

 

And A Button=Crouching

 

Strafe is when you run around them really fast

 

Well, it's TOUGH Pvping with different controls.

 

Then go in controls and change them back...

 

Anyone got tips for me? My mouse is still broken so I am using a trackpad. I really suck with it, is there anyone who is a pro with trackpads? xD

 

What are hit boxes? xD

 

I can't. My hands are more used to the controls I used. I tried to, but it didn't work

 

If they are used to your controls pvping shouldn't be hard

 

It is. Its hard when you are strafing or souping.

 

ok.. I wouldn't know

 

Well then switch them

 

I can't. I've used these controls for 2 years. I'm so used to them I can't.

 

I said that first...

 

Btw
Set your sprint button on thr F-Key
Lots easyier to sprint and pvp at the same time

 

Like Rev said

 

Sprinting by holding f and w is alot easier

 

I changed to using f and w and after two days it worked i was playing perfectly with it.

 

Buy a new mouse lol

 

The only thing you could really play where there is no PvP is Skyblock or Creative(which is down)

 

I still pvp it's just I'm not as good.

 

i use the r key for sprint

 

Shift key FTW

 

that annoys me

 

Tips

1. When hitting someone, jump and run around them in circles at the same time (You will get critical hits [they do more damage] and also makes it hard for them to hit you.)
2. When you are pvping in water or on a ladder/vine/on a hill, go under them, it is *really* hard for them to hit you even once
3. Use a fishing rod to hit them back when there about to hit u, then swap to ur sword and hit them. (It gives them knock back meaning their aim will be not as planned/messed up)

:3 I is le teacher

 

or /sw shop and buy a god apple...
Its how I killed the team of 5 against me :3