How Terrible I am at PVP (The Story)

Discussion in 'General chat' started by Creeping55, Jun 3, 2014.

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  1. Creeping55

    Creeping55 Girly Gamer

    Well, I am the worst pvper on the server (no lie). I usually use jukes then like, I automatically die. I need a tutor please help with my pvp. I'm losing points on Skywars and I keep dying on KitPVP. Well actually I only kill immature 6 year olds because they are, you know, not as good as me (but overall I suck). Well, this concludes my little story and I am stupid.

    Thank You!

    -Creeping55 AKA Stupid of Stupids



    This is a joke please do not take it seriously.
     
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  2. BrokenhandsHD

    BrokenhandsHD Name changed to: quiverinq

    Tutor on PvP lol
     
  3. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    i don't think you can teach people pvp
     
  4. Minion2317

    Minion2317 smeags and madi are bae

    or you can just train them as in like have 1v1's
     
  5. Cool story brah :) I'm bad at souping myself...
     
  6. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    I can help you :p
    I win 1v10 all the time
    (OP ARMOUR FTW)
    KitPvP
     
  7. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    Tip: If you kill them first, you win!
     
  8. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

  9. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Tip:Click your right mouse button
     
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  10. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Trust me it works :)
     
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  11. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    Didnt work
     
  12. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Tip:click alt+f4
     
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  13. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    1more reply and datti got 1k
     
  14. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    1000th comment WOOO!Yay
     
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  15. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    1002*
     
  16. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Dang
     
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  17. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

    I think left mouse button would be more affective, but whatever XD
     
  18. Yum44

    Yum44 Zlol13's brother

  19. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

  20. Yum44

    Yum44 Zlol13's brother

    So are PVP teachers
     
  21. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

    I could be a pvp teacher.
    :3
     
  22. Thomas

    Thomas The sexy samy

    F3+B will show u hit boxes
     
  23. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    I had that for 8days on
    I raged so hard cuz i didnt knks how to put them off
     
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  24. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

    Sort of X-ray? Spam F3+a and it's sort of X-ray.
    Also F3+h shows your data values and durability of your items.
     
  25. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    I know that
     
  26. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

    Then I wasn't talking to you :3
     
  27. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    Butbutbut

    Why not :0
     
  28. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    f3+s=reloads the sound engine, f3+t=reloads textures and models, f3+d=clears chat history, holding f3+c for 10 seconds makes you crash and f3+p toggles the pause thing or something I didn't understand.
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2014
  29. CheeseQuacks

    CheeseQuacks Everyone should use the most OP kits they can!

    Ok then nerd, what else?
     
  30. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    Other things, that is all for f3+<key> combinations.
     
  31. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    thats so annoying
     
  32. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

  33. Reesester11

    Reesester11 New Member

    Ok here are some tips I put together-->

    Tip 1. Proper building method : 1 good way to build on sw is build 10 blocks up then to there island. By doing this the opponent will be stunned or suprised.

    Tip 2. Strafing: when you build above your opponent his immediate reaction is to usually start swinging in front of him. Well when he starts swinging in front. Loop to the left or right. This will cause him to miss his hits and you will have the advantage.

    Tip 3. : Inventory setup: I use a certain inventory setup. This helps me to know where everything is and what number to click. Here is how my inventory is. 1. Slot: sword or axe. / 2. Slot: Fishing pole. / 3. Slot: Lava. / 4. Slot: Bow / 5-7 Slots: Food/ 8. Slot: Water/ 9. Slot: Gapples.

    Tip 4. Fishing rod combo: Whenever going to attack someone use the fishing rod combo. But before I talk more about that here is a glitch everyone should know and use. It's called the infinite Fishin rod. How this works is when your fishing rod hit someone it doesn't take any durability. How to do this glitch is right as the Fishing rod hits the opponent switch back to your sword. This will allow it to not take durability. Ok now let's talk about what this does to the enemy. When doing the fishing rod combo it stuns the player right as it hits them. This allows you time to run to them and kill them while the are distracted. That's how to do the fishing rod combo. Oh and I forgot to mention when using the fishing rod and hitting someone. It can actually cause the enemy lag.

    Tip 5. Lava: As we all know in Skywars on Squadcraft you do not have flint and steel. So I use lava instead. What lava is good for is taking down a heavily armored enemy or if you are low on hearts and need to run. Here is a example I made of how to use this lava. Example: say you are on the melon map and there is one player left and you have no armor only a axe and the other opponent has full enchanted diamond, and say you attack and are hurt more than they are and you need to run but they are behind you. Well what to do is run and jump and place the lava. Sometimes you get on fire if you aren't careful but if u are careful u will be fine. Another pro about lava is it causes the enemy to get slow and trapped unlike with flint as steel.

    Tip 6. Bow combo: This combo might not be a vey helpful thing because it is kinda rare that you get a bow with arrows on squad unless you are a donor, but I thought I would include it anyways. So what you do is right when approaching as enemy with a little bit better armor than you shoot him. Then charge and use the strafe method and a future method I will include. This will cause the opponent to be lower hearts than you and for him to be stunned for a moment.

    Tip 7. Snowball method: we all know that those snowballs can be very annoying. Although they can become lethal in the right hands Lel xD. Well let's get on with the tip. Ok so what you do is the exact same thing as the bow combo tip except with the snowballs. When doing this it will stun the enemy And make him unaware of you.

    Tip 8. Confidence: When going into a pvp fight be confident about yourself. This might seem sketchy but the more confident you are, the more likely you are to win a fight. Simple as that!

    Tip 9. Being aware: When entering a fight always be aware of your surroundings. Always check for gaps or holes or even areas where you can be hit off. Always remember this.

    Tip 10. Being a pro: lol jk I just wanted to add that for the Lels. Well I hope this helps you out @Creeping55 !!
     
  34. Reesester11

    Reesester11 New Member

    Oh wait I never read the bottom. God damnet I spent like 2 hours writing tips
     
  35. Jerzy5821

    Jerzy5821 JJmac's Brother

    Yes you can
     
  36. Jerzy5821

    Jerzy5821 JJmac's Brother

    Step 1: Grip your mouse firmly

    Step 2: Click like your playing cookie clicker

    Step 3: Swag

    Step 4: umm... jerk them out (juke)
     
  37. I don't know how to soup/strafe. I have different controls. P=Hit, Arrow Keys=movement, Left click= Blocking, Q=Dropping
     
  38. And A Button=Crouching
     
  39. Jerzy5821

    Jerzy5821 JJmac's Brother

    Strafe is when you run around them really fast
     
  40. Well, it's TOUGH Pvping with different controls.
     
  41. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    Then go in controls and change them back...
     
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  42. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    Anyone got tips for me? My mouse is still broken so I am using a trackpad. I really suck with it, is there anyone who is a pro with trackpads? xD
     
  43. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    What are hit boxes? xD
     
  44. I can't. My hands are more used to the controls I used. I tried to, but it didn't work
     
  45. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    If they are used to your controls pvping shouldn't be hard
     
  46. It is. Its hard when you are strafing or souping.
     
  47. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    ok.. :p I wouldn't know
     
  48. Jerzy5821

    Jerzy5821 JJmac's Brother

    Well then switch them
     
  49. I can't. I've used these controls for 2 years. I'm so used to them I can't.
     
  50. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    I said that first...
     
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  51. Nosweg

    Nosweg The Sweg God | Quitted

    Btw
    Set your sprint button on thr F-Key
    Lots easyier to sprint and pvp at the same time
     
  52. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Like Rev said
     
  53. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Sprinting by holding f and w is alot easier
     
  54. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    I changed to using f and w and after two days it worked i was playing perfectly with it.
     
  55. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    Buy a new mouse lol
     
  56. Datti123

    Datti123 Some Austrian,

    The only thing you could really play where there is no PvP is Skyblock or Creative(which is down)
     
  57. Whiteg1122

    Whiteg1122 New Member

    I still pvp it's just I'm not as good.
     
  58. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    i use the r key for sprint
     
  59. MCSmelter

    MCSmelter The Maul Awakens

    Shift key FTW
     
  60. FireAnAntMan

    FireAnAntMan New Member

    that annoys me
     
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  61. Beaky67

    Beaky67 Mega Super Ultra Troll

    Tips

    1. When hitting someone, jump and run around them in circles at the same time (You will get critical hits [they do more damage] and also makes it hard for them to hit you.)
    2. When you are pvping in water or on a ladder/vine/on a hill, go under them, it is *really* hard for them to hit you even once
    3. Use a fishing rod to hit them back when there about to hit u, then swap to ur sword and hit them. (It gives them knock back meaning their aim will be not as planned/messed up)

    :3 I is le teacher
     
  62. Beaky67

    Beaky67 Mega Super Ultra Troll

    or /sw shop and buy a god apple...
    Its how I killed the team of 5 against me :3
     
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