Greetings all.

I am new to these forums, joining after observing the unacceptable grammatical and spelling ignorance.
Any offenders of the book of wisdom (dictionary) will be dealt with accordingly by me.
If you happen to come across incorrect grammar or spelling, tag me with "@Detective Carl Harrison" and I will see to it that the offenders are taught a valuable lesson.
Love, Carl.

 

God dammit you are insanely stupid

 

God dammit you are insanely illiterate.

 

Illiterate means to not be able to read or to write.

 

Also illiterate isn't a verb, and insanely is an adverb.

 

lol I can read and write just fine. I wonder who this guy is and wth he wants

 

XD

 

Hush child. You have no idea what I am capable of.

 

Lel uma gawd am tkin wiv bad gramar im gunna die now oooohhh nooo

 

Son you have a condition.

 

cough pedo cough

 

its called a joke

 

Cough paedo* cough.

 

Jokes

 

xDDD

 

Why are u here do u even play on squadcraft

 

You just got wrecked dude.

 

Rkt*

 

I could really care less

 

My gosh. This is really quite a severe case of the ill-iterates (See what I did there.)

 

Do u play on squadcraft at all? if not then who are u

 

As I said, I have arrived on these here forums to rid them of incorrect spelling and grammar. As for who I am, I am clearly Carl Harrison. Blindness is no excuse for idiocy.

 

Okay.

 

I finally got the pun.

 

Will what does it matter if you play on squad or not. Forums is a place were anyone can chill out and talk

 

I was asking a question.

 

But does that question matter?

 

@Detective Carl Harrison;
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

xD

 

Nice Spelling

 

I can not wait till Yum corrects him. I know he will.

 

Corrects who?

 

@Detective Carl Harrison

 

I corrected him before. Kind of...

 

where?

 

Reading much

 

Right at the start.

 

All in favour that hes annoying

 

Now I know who to never even try to kill in skywars...





xD

 

Just got past GGiinger in most messages

 

Nice

 

Aiming to get in most likes leader board by tomorrow im coming Ibbbz

 

Hold it right there!
It's actually spelt guerrilla.
So suck on my fat one.

 

You really didn't notice "Al Qaeda" spelt incorrectly? I'm ashamed.

 

this is hilarious

 

And stupid xD

 

This is just ridiculous, I'm not sure what's going on, and what's sarcastic or not. But hi @Detective Carl Harrison! Glad to have you here.

 

Life is sarcastic, deal with it

I don't know either

 

I wonder how he found the forums. Maybe some random player if not it just weird how some 33 year old comes on a server forums. 0-o

 

Oh, I thought it was Yum/Joshy or someone like that using their boring spare time and superior grandiloquence level ineffectively?

 

Yeah it might be Yum who knows

 

Yum is a troll but wouldn't do something like this

 

Yeah I guess ur right but its probably a squadcraft player trollin us

 

Oh btw 100+ likes thx

 

Lol nice

 

Let me rephrase that, squadcraft.net <-- the forums to the minecraft server
Though if this guy doesn't come on minecraft and is just trolling on forums five stars for him XD correct me because I know you will...

 

@yum44 will double-flip-flex his ass

 

He supports this guy

 

*teen white girl voice* hE RATCHHEEET

 

Yumy buns, is this true?

 

Yeah ik ibzzz is a nub

 

Go look on the detective whats his faces profie page

 

A teen white girl??? :O
Der you are

 

OMFG eeeeeeee

 

That one cup of coffee has made me want to become a caffeine addict, like right now :O

 

Tea is better than coffee

 

No

 

Yes

 

I am craving tacos

 

Burritos are better

 

No i want a quesadia

 

Yeah true but i want a taco

 

same

 

tea tastes likes dog faeces

 

i drink starbucks like the White girls in my class it scares me every time when i get a frapichino <---- spelling

 

meh is teh best spella eva @Detective Carl Harrison

 

but

i like green tea but other wise coffee is better

 

Starbucks real love

 

Please use "." children! It is incredibly irritating, and will surely cause idiocy.

 

This is Joshy for sure...

 

Lol I am pretty sure it is joshy.. or some other old person.

 

I assure you, I am Detective Carl Harrison, of the Squadcraft DSG.

 

Yeah sure. Probably Joshy or maybe another older person like u said

 

Hol UP... Let me take a picture of it and post it on instagram bæ

 

xD can u post a selfie with u drinking it

 

Don't forget the duckface

 

I would correct the fullstop (I am on Carl's side), but words cannot comprehend @Detective Carl Harrison's swag.

 

thx Yum

 

I got more sweg than @Detective Carl Harrison, he knows that to.

I didn't forget the →"."←

 

forget*

 

Thx

 

Lol ha ha funny joke who are you? Joshy?

 

The term 'lol' causes idiocy if the user of the slang abbreviation is usually not laughing or amused, so please stop using that term.

 

*acronym

 

No thanks, you little hypocrite. You use it ALL the time, and I have a suggestion for you: try to be less annoying you little five year old. LOL

 

Stop using lol you illiterate young whippersnapper.

 

The term "sweg" is an unknown word to educated people, so please don't accuse me of "having sweg", whatever on gods great earth it means.