Test to see if you are squadcraft material v2

1. You are trying to get into a temple for treasure but it is Guarded by two demon dogs what do you do?

2. What makes a good government?

3. You upload a video and leafy is here makes fun of you what do you do?

4. You wake up and you are the last person of you gender on your planet what do you do?

5. @Durex_Condoms comments on your profile saying "We are very sorry about this" what do you do?

6. What is you're opinion on this sentence?

7. You find a video on youtube about a satanic ritual being made on you what do you do?

8. You decide to be a chocolate salesman and one dude screams chocolate and chases you? what do you do

9. Onision makes a video insulting a video you would or have uploaded what do you do?

10. You are on a server and you find an imposter of yourself with the exact same skin and all what do you do?

11. You got into an argument with a weeaboo on the internet and he gets really heated. Later you see some guy with a katana and anime attire walking around asking questions about where you are what do you do?

12. You get short range teleporting powers from some weird guy who looks like he is from a underground band but you see some tattoo on the back of your hand in a dream. You now wake up with the tattoo and the teleporting powers what would you think and do?


Post your answers and I will answer if you are squadcraft material

 

Bring a female dog to distract them. They will be so busy fighting over it that they won't notice me assuming those dogs are male.

a government is only concerned with helping the people and not the corrupt officials, shady CEOs and all the like.

pick out a few videos and make fun of him back in a similar fashion

Well I will grieve for the loss of half the population then work on repopulating

I really don't have anything to say back to that other than "where is your proof?"

I think Dayan has better things to do than fulfill some random edgy teenagers wish

I would assume he is making a spongebob refference and laugh along with it

Show my friends and family that I managed to get his attention and laugh about it. I would not make a respond video because enough people understand that he is a nutcase

Confront the person

Hide

Great I have to wear a glove all the time now

 

Keep calm and drink tea.

A robust tea industry and me.

I don't care but at the same time an example must be made so I find him and execute him and upload the video to his channel but so he finally uploads a good video I explain by demonstration how to make and drink a good tea whilst beheading a man.

Find the hottest women around and drink tea... among other things I after all have a planet to repopulate and the non hot ones get repopulated by IVF they can have my sperm just not my body.

Ask who I got pregnant this time.

Makes worse tea than a dead man.

They are just trying to summon me (the lord of Hell and all unholy) so I just let em try.

throw the fucker to the ground this chocolate is mine! I wonder if chocolate tea would work....

Same as the leafy response.

Already happened alot

Bitch I am the only one with a sword here! One epic tea brewing later he will lie dead at my feet.

Ugh not this again! still least I can teleport to my tea.

 

So much tea

 

I 'tea' totaled it

 

]1. You are trying to get into a temple for treasure but it is Guarded by two demon dogs what do you do?
Feed the cunts
2. What makes a good government?
No government

3. You upload a video and leafy is here makes fun of you what do you do?
He wouldn't

4. You wake up and you are the last person of you gender on your planet what do you do?
Fuck all the bitches

5. @Durex_Condoms comments on your profile saying "We are very sorry about this" what do you do?
Slap the cunt silly

6. What is you're opinion on this sentence?
Kys

7. You find a video on youtube about a satanic ritual being made on you what do you do?
Comment 666

8. You decide to be a chocolate salesman and one dude screams chocolate and chases you? what do you do
Feed the bitch some chocolate fan

9. Onision makes a video insulting a video you would or have uploaded what do you do?
Roast his ass

10. You are on a server and you find an imposter of yourself with the exact same skin and all what do you do?
Not give a fuck?

11. You got into an argument with a weeaboo on the internet and he gets really heated. Later you see some guy with a katana and anime attire walking around asking questions about where you are what do you do?
Turn off the anime site

12. You get short range teleporting powers from some weird guy who looks like he is from a underground band but you see some tattoo on the back of your hand in a dream. You now wake up with the tattoo and the teleporting powers what would you think and do?
Teleport to kfc and rob the cunts

 

U serious?

 

1. You are trying to get into a temple for treasure but it is Guarded by two demon dogs what do you do?
Call animal control.
2. What makes a good government?
Nothing. The government is shit.
3. You upload a video and leafy is here makes fun of you what do you do?
Who?
4. You wake up and you are the last person of you gender on your planet what do you do?
My morning routine
5. @@Durex_Condoms comments on your profile saying "We are very sorry about this" what do you do?
I'm a minority. I don't do sex.
6. What is you're opinion on this sentence?
Nothing.
7. You find a video on youtube about a satanic ritual being made on you what do you do?
Nothing.
8. You decide to be a chocolate salesman and one dude screams chocolate and chases you? what do you do
Why the hell would I want to be a chocolate salesman?
9. Onision makes a video insulting a video you would or have uploaded what do you do?
I doubt Onision would make a video insulting me when I have done nothing wrong whatsoever.
10. You are on a server and you find an imposter of yourself with the exact same skin and all what do you do?
I don't play Minecraft anymore.
11. You got into an argument with a weeaboo on the internet and he gets really heated. Later you see some guy with a katana and anime attire walking around asking questions about where you are what do you do?
Why would he ask my location when I'm right in front of him? lol
12. You get short range teleporting powers from some weird guy who looks like he is from a underground band but you see some tattoo on the back of your hand in a dream. You now wake up with the tattoo and the teleporting powers what would you think and do?
Eh.

How does answering random questions define if we're Squad material?
Are you just going to randomly decide? lol

 

The current government may be shit, but having a good government is waaaaay better then anarchy...

 

I like anarchy

 

In anarchy private companys will become the government, the anarchy wont last for long, then the cycle will start all over again xD

 

Not if I do it my way

 

If you take over the country during it, then you are the government (dictatorship) so nah, anarchy cant last for long xD

buuuuuuuuuut what if he does is the question?

 

I just meant slowly kill everyone off

 

1. You are trying to get into a temple for treasure but it is Guarded by two demon dogs what do you do?
-Tell them to fuck themselves in the name of the lord.

2. What makes a good government?
-Trump

3. You upload a video and leafy is here makes fun of you what do you do?
-Well if it's bad enough for him to make fun of me, then I'll probably cry in the corner thinking of how fucked up I am.

4. You wake up and you are the last person of you gender on your planet what do you do?
-

5. @@Durex_Condoms comments on your profile saying "We are very sorry about this" what do you do?
-?

6. What is you're opinion on this sentence?
-It pisses me off

7. You find a video on youtube about a satanic ritual being made on you what do you do?
-Comment "y'all need help in the name of the lord"

8. You decide to be a chocolate salesman and one dude screams chocolate and chases you? what do you do
-say "State farm's a good neighbor, State Farm is there"

9. Onision makes a video insulting a video you would or have uploaded what do you do?
-Idk really

10. You are on a server and you find an imposter of yourself with the exact same skin and all what do you do?
-Tell him to kill himself in the name of the lord

11. You got into an argument with a weeaboo on the internet and he gets really heated. Later you see some guy with a katana and anime attire walking around asking questions about where you are what do you do?
-I pull out my death note, write his name in it, and show him that his name is in the book to make him panic.

12. You get short range teleporting powers from some weird guy who looks like he is from a underground band but you see some tattoo on the back of your hand in a dream. You now wake up with the tattoo and the teleporting powers what would you think and do?
-Confused af, and idk what I would do with the powers. Keep them secret, that way the government isn't all up in my shit.

 

I hope this part was a joke.

 

Nope

 

Bring a person I don't like, tell them to try and distract the dogs, when in reality, they are bait, and run into the temple regardless of whether or not they get eaten.

A secular government with checks and balances, and a constitution with something similar to the bill of rights. Equal rights for everyone. I'm not too knowledgeable with politics. I only know the basics and I prefer not to get involved in political discussion so I won't say more.

Not reply. Hell no, I'll never get involved in YouTube drama. It's pathetic. YouTubers do that shit for attention, and I wouldn't want to feed that. They just appeal to edgy teenagers and minecraft kids haha. When I say YouTubers, I mean those that get involved in drama a lot.

Time to go fucking .

Aw fuck.

Fuck this sentence. It's 'your' not 'you're'.

I'm an atheist so it means nothing. The person doing the ritual is an idiot.

Piss on him, and maintain eye contact to establish dominance. I am the alpha.

Refer to answer to question 3.

Nothing, I don't know. Wait. Change my skin and name, then say that my imposter is a hacker so that he can be jailed. This would work because the individual in question still bears my old user name and I have a new one, making me immune.

Piss on the weaboo, maintain eye contact, and establish dominance. I am the alpha.

Teleport to a guitar store, get a guitar (or guitar gear like pedals, picks, and accessories) of my choice, gradually teleport home, and repeat.

Edgy

Whoosh, do jokes just fly over your head?

Do you not like the action or idea of it?

It's just discussion, lad, have some fun, don't be edgy.

Edit: Read #4 wrong thanks @lluigi

 

reread the question MLG

 

Lets not turn this into a Trump v Clinton thread...

 

Not my fault people flip the fuck out when they see the name "Trump"

 

I agree that Trump > Clinton, but just telling him xD

 

Oh. I thought it meant that only my gender would exist. Welp, in that case, time to go fucking.

 

What names have you written in it?

 

ymybuddies

 

Woah bro that's too much /sarcasm

 

Next time I say it I'll be serious sorry MLG

 

Nah, /sarcasm means I was sarcastic.

Or were you joking and purposefully misinterpreted it?

 

Was joking... Or was I?

 

I don't know... Or do I?

 

1. You are trying to get into a temple for treasure but it is Guarded by two demon dogs what do you do?
Rage at them as hard as I can and hope they attack Lluigi's bootz b4 they get me.
2. What makes a good government?
Doritos.
3. You upload a video and leafy is here makes fun of you what do you do?
DDoS him and YouTube.com
4. You wake up and you are the last person of you gender on your planet what do you do?
Go Gender Fluid
5. @@Durex_Condoms comments on your profile saying "We are very sorry about this" what do you do?
Hope that's a troll account and block him
6. What is you're opinion on this sentence?
ez
7. You find a video on youtube about a satanic ritual being made on you what do you do?
refer to #3
8. You decide to be a chocolate salesman and one dude screams chocolate and chases you? what do you do
eat the chocolate
9. Onision makes a video insulting a video you would or have uploaded what do you do?
PM him this:

10. You are on a server and you find an imposter of yourself with the exact same skin and all what do you do?
call hax
11. You got into an argument with a weeaboo on the internet and he gets really heated (triggered but ok). Later you see some guy with a katana and anime attire walking around asking questions about where you are what do you do?
ask him if he knows jeff
12. You get short range teleporting powers from some weird guy who looks like he is from a underground band but you see some tattoo on the back of your hand in a dream. You now wake up with the tattoo and the teleporting powers what would you think and do?
Think: I want nachos & taco bell
Do: Make nachos & buy taco bell
How: auction lluigis 24 karrot gold bootz

Plox let me apart of the club tnx

 

Thought we wouldn't notice that eh?

 

Good work, lad.

How'd you even find it though lmao

 

Quoting her post.

 

No, I mean why did you quote her post?

What were you originally going to ask lol

 

I was thinking of a response but I decided not to say it. I can't remember what it was; It was something like "Hey your back and your first post is just a jumble of words"

 

Or it might have been questioning why he didn't include the questions (it was hard to keep track of what he was answering)

 

She

 

To be honest, at this point there is no point in correcting them. I've been called a male by even long term friends. Gotta go and post a selfie of myself to throw across the message I'm female lel. It's not a big deal tho so it's cool

 

Yes sir Mr Caroline

 

Am I the only one who has always thought of you as female?

 

It

 

You're the small 2%

 

Wasn't I the one who said you where surges sister?