I am secretly a Whale

Discussion in 'General chat' started by Grey, Aug 9, 2015.

  1. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    Yes, I am secretly a Whale..Nobody has expected this, quite obviously (teehee). I work in a secret organization called Whale Horrifying AutoPot Lessening Enterprise, also known as W.H.A.L.E.
    Our goal is classified information so I myself, a whale of course, cannot tell you anything. "I cannot confirm or deny this" (MI5RN if u seen dis u will get it)
    I would like to tell SurgeThePurge, that I do indeed have AutoPot, and that he can ban me whenever he feels the need to. Thank you for reading this, and have a great day.
    Ps- W.H.A.L.E is part of U.N.C.L.E and S.H.I.E.L.D
     
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2015
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  2. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    @g_p how did you not detect this????
     
  3. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Isn't it obvious?
    g_p is part of the organisation.
     
  4. EA_Sharks

    EA_Sharks New Member

    g_p has 3 characters
    shark has 5
    5+3=8
    dolphin has 7 letters
    8+7=15
    dolphin, shark and whale - three animals
    15/3=5
    whale has 5 letters
    g_p is whale confurmed
     
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  5. Pvped

    Pvped New Member

    Grey is one of the highest Ranking whales in the organisation after Zeke and g_p
     
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  6. Sloww

    Sloww ily

    Am the best whqle
     
  7. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    Missed a letter :D
     
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  8. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    Y
    your mind is tricking you
     
  9. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    D:
     
  10. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    I'm good at math, and I'm pretty sure 15/3 is 153...
     
  11. The truth is that he's actually a shark.
     
  12. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    No I am a Whale. Sharks are disgusting. How dare you call me a Shark
     
  13. Shark the Megalodons will eat you.
     
  14. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    AutoPot
     
  15. I autosoup
     
  16. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    @EA_Sharks @surgethepurge ez ban automushroomsoupGetAutoBan
     
  17. Ez
     
  18. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    zE=zEEkE @Zeeke autoban
     
  19. L2Tag
     
  20. Sloww

    Sloww ily

    wtf you did it wrong, eZ*
     
  21. Ez
     
  22. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    Chill he hasn't even started Whale Academy yet
     
  23. I wrote all of the books, I made up the vocabulary you slime.
     
  24. Sloww

    Sloww ily

    There's no books tho
     
  25. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    Nice try man
    /butcher
     
  26. That's what you junior students haven't realized yet, I have hidden the books.
     
  27. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    FOUND IT M8
    Running Deer was happy. It was spring and the world was once again filled with flowers. Running Deer loved flowers. She took care of them. They were her friends for they always made people happy.

    She called upon the Rain to give them water to drink. She called upon the Sun to come so they could grow.

    One day, Running Deer heard some flowers crying. "Why are you crying?" she asked. "We are crying," they said, "because we have no place in heaven when we fade and die."
    Animals and people get to go to the great hunting grounds in the sky, but flowers have no special place to go.

    "Don't cry little flowers," said Running Deer, "I will get my friends to help you."

    The next day, she called upon the Rain and the Sun and told them the sad story of the flowers.

    "What can I do?" said the Rain. "What can I do?" said the Sun.
    "Well I don't know," said Running Deer, "But maybe if you work together, you can come up with an idea."

    "OK," said the Sun and the Rain, "We will work together to help the flowers."

    And they did.
    Just look in the sky whenever the rain and the sun come together to earth. There you will see the flower's place in heaven. We call it a RAINBOW.
    But now you know that it is the final resting place for all the world's beautiful flowers.
    Now the flowers never cry and they can't wait for their time up in the sky.
     
  28. Crap
     
  29. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    That's right. Now to show the whole world your secret

    @wholeworld
     
  30. g_p

    g_p grondewa

    osht i've been exposed
     
  31. g_p

    g_p grondewa

    whales cant reed
     
  32. leapster

    leapster Hu3

    I cun reed
     
  33. Grey

    Grey Trying to educate ajain and broomstick a bit

    .123456789
     
  34. g_p

    g_p grondewa

    in the bum
     
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