abduction

A baby got abducted today in my area. Its really scarry that it happened near me. Let us all hope this baby gets home safely

;-;

 

Oh, that must be scary.


One of my friends got kidnapped and the kidnappers demanded a ransom.
I was really scared but luckily the police saved my friend

 

Wait you mean abducted by an alien right?

 

Yes datti, that's what it means -_-

 

Do what i do, sleep with a butcher knife. Don't judge me i've been broken into twice :3

 

A baby got abducted that's soooo sad I really hope they find the baby soon.

 

I'm not english...

 

Under my bed i have a shotgun cuz my dad permission to have 1 cuz he is a police i protect my self just incase anything happens

 

I have i samurai sword lel

 

i have one of those Japanese swords that cut through anything (says the infomercial) i live in the ghetto's of dc so i have one in my back pad 2 i have gotten jumped around 7-14 times ..

 

that is why america is messed up

 

Im not sure in Canada no one ever gets kidnapped or murdered.
Its really sad how everyone has become, most Americans think every second person should have a Gun to "Protect" themselves what they don't understand is adding more guns will just make the problem worse too many people are dying ;(

 

americans love there guns too much :/

 

Yeah :/

 

lots of stuff happened in Canada .. like murder etc

 

Yeah but not nearly as much as in the US

 

Your boring.

 

Keep yer yapper shut

 

Thanks

 

Your boringer <3

 

Still missing :/

 

I'm about 2 second away from going out and looking for the baby myself

 

I like my classic butcher knife. I got to use it once though, someone broke into my house and my mum (being terrified) i grabbed my butcher knife and ran down the stairs. I sliced the guy when he tried to run out. He got away but with a nasty cut :O

 

Seems legit

 

Yep

 

And what do you mean by broke into your.house and your mum?

 

Yeah, stuff like that does happen here. just not as much as in the US

 

*facepalm*

 

They broke my mum yup. You know what i ment

 

I don't live in a friendly community :/

 

I do

 

30 years ago my granda (dead now) got shot 6 times in the leg, 3 in the arm and one in the head. He survived

 

My preferred weapon is a laser but all jokes aside, I actually have one that can light matches, pop balloons, burn electrical tape and would hurt and blind someone a lot.

 

Damn, hardcore grandpa, I.respect that

 

MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE LET US ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO NOTICE THIS MISTAKE THAT JONNY HAS MADE

*You're

 

My family have some tough shit going on in their mind. My uncle was 11 when he was told he has a brain virus and that he would die the next week. ended up surviving for 7 years

 

jhoonys is rully bad at spellin rite?

 

-_-

 

You're.*

 

nu i fink hes petty gud

 

ye i gues but we r betur rite?

 

Meh toe

 

@/m0$t 69 messages....

 

I cannot dealt with the fault of grammar... @Detective Carl Harrison @CheeseQuacks

 

Herobrine we do not need this right now... so gtfo

 

You forgot the part where we all point at him and laugh, while we throw tomatoes and other fruits humiliating him in the face of the public to dent his reputation and dignity

 

Ok?

 

ye we are su mooch betur

 

Go away herobrine noone wants you here...

 

Damnit here comes notch...

 

Lel

 

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! 69th message!!!! 6969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969

 

I'm so Damn mature aren't I?

 

Proof that Yum44 = Illuminati

Yum44 - 44 = Yum

Yum has 3 letters

Illuminati has 10 letters

3 + 10 = 13

Split 13

1 | 3

Illuminati pyramid has..

1 eye and 3 sides.

Notice anything strange?


Now, with the 44

44 is 44

44 - 44 + 44 is 44

If you square 44 you get 1936

the square root of 1936 is...

44.

Notice anything?

4 + 4 = 8

8 is a number

number has 6 letters

6?

666

Joshy666

Demons

Satan and Antichrist

Also related to the illuminati


So there you have it. @Yum44 = Illuminati confirmed.

 

Wtf

 

Want more? Give me the name of anyone and I will PROVE their acquaintance to the illuminati

 

DiamondDude1117 please

 

Alright, do me

 

No I'm.first

 

Nu uh

 

Look at shreks profile.page

 

DiamondDude1117.

DiamondDude117 - DiamondDude = 1117

1117 has 3 1s.

1 + 1 + 1 +7 = 10

1 + 0 = 1.

Notice anything strange?

But wait theres more.

Diamond - Dude =

iamon + ue = iamonue

Unscramble

I am one u

Take the one from before and it all fits together.

1 U.


U ...Are Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Damn he's good

 

Wait Imma make a separate profile just for illuminati #confirmed

 

Ok

 

DesktopLobster.

Desktop has 7 letters.

Lobster has 7 letters.

7 - 7 = 0.

0 is the shape of an oval.

Eyes are ovals.

Illuminati pyramid has one eye.

Desktoplobster = illuminati confirmed.

 

Hell yeah plz make an illuminati confirmed thread

 

Damm cheese u'r good

 

CheeseQuacks is illuminati

 

No rly

 

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Im believing that you just got your profile picture from... Uh swagselfies.com, not even swegselfies.com tut tut tut






YUSS..