15 Bad Excuses for Hacking

I have been staff on a few servers and some of these excuses people have said to me but most are just for the lols

Feel free to post some more bad excuses for hacking! (Made up excuses are allowed)

1. I'm being paid to hack.
2. I'm not flying, you're just using a hack that causes me to have super low gravity!
3. I'm a GM in disguise!
4. The devil compelled me!
5. whoops! I didnt realize that I downloaded aimbot.dll, rapidfire.dll, forcefield.dll, flyhack.dll,sprint.dll or wallhack.dll, sorry.
6. Cuz I felt like it.
7. My pokemon did it
8. It was a glitch.
9. yolo
10. I thought the rules said you could hack!
11. My little brother was playing on my account
12. im not hacking you're just lagging
13. u mad bro
14. Its called skill nub
15. Didn't you guys know? Today's national hacker appreciation day! I'm allowed to hack!
16. Yonda said I could!

 

Im just too nub to play, ples! Me got -488463 points! Me very nubby xD

 

I need to win.
I want friends.
I just wanted to be the best.
I didn't do it its fake.
Someone was disguised as me.

 

haha i like the last one

 

"My name is Evravon30"

 

Yay that's the best excuse because anybody with the name Evravon30 is a complete tank wank and should be unbanned!

(edited a slight bit by yum44)

 

Im sorry, me and my cousin share the same account, I need to tell him to stop if he does hack. -DiamondDude1234

 

I am Notch in disguise and I am checking out the server.
Yonda gave me /gmc
My friend downloaded it when I was on the toilet
I was bribed to do it

 

Someone hacked my computer (another excuse)
My dog was treading on my keyboard and it typed in aimbot.dll

 

My PC is crap.
Yolo.

 

Yonda edited my thread and added a 16th reason. xD

 

SOOOOO true.

 

"I'am 12, i can do what I want"

 

Im not hacking your just deph(god I don't know how to spell) and can't see that I'm not hacking...

 

Dude you gotta make that signature smaller

 

Im having a bad day irl, hacking makes me feel better...

 

My Swag told me to...

 

your mom told me it was the cool thing to do...

 

"IM ONLY 9 SO I DONT NO HOW TO HACK"

 

Im 12 year old nearly 13 i dont even know how to hack, i dont know how to put thme into ur game. I hate hackers, they disgust me. I hate the fact that the server sees me as a hacker while i think all the people on the server can tell that i dont hack.


~theGAMEshaker
http://squadcraft.net/threads/onfair-ban-on-squadcraft-factions.1318/

 

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1) your just mad I killed you
2) what is hacking?
3) cause 116kid is too strong for me to kill w/o hacking

 

lel

 

thats 16 nub

 

'Im only 7 what does hacking mean?plz Tell me'

 

I come across that one a lot lol.

 

i think the sibling one is the most common

 

Yep.

 

I don´t hack! I´m just better than you!

*Flies, forcefeilds, aimbots, no knockbacks*

Dem pro skillz doe...

 

lel

 

My brother said he would buy me and xbox one if i start hacking

 

Evravon, some of these could be true, Like my bro was playing on my account. Is VERY RARELY true

 

Ok paulleach, whatever you say ;D

 

REPORTED POST

 

OMG that's so funny! Laughing so hard xD

 

like me laughing at 116 that one time

 

thats fudging huge

 

OMG Tarik and Caleb you guys are so funny

 

1561 × 1252 - memecenter.com

 

btw you know that hacker dazrock123

 

don't we all?

 

116 stop copying me and doing memes.. be orignal lel

 

http://gyazo.com/f6b6f25f1cb5afb443c921757104fa83
http://gyazo.com/a45a0b1dc1abd0e00d6052067ccaf478

 

1) I hack for a reason....

 

omfg

 

seriously this kid..

 

i have not-.- I'm just so sweggy

 

May as well change the thread title to "memebase.com"

 

500 × 621 - memeorama.com

 

Ev, you might wanna sign up here
http://www.onepiecebay.net/forums/forum.php

 

Is that the official forums?

 

you guys are so gay....

 

Finally, we found something in common.

 

I cant find the official one though.

 

Oh ok. I'll try and look for it.

 

Evravon you idiot! Do you realise you just told like the WHOLE server how to get away with hacking?

Jeez...

 

it looks like your minecraft character is getting it in the ass...

 

Hecka yeah. Mostly from me.

 

Necro-posting on my own thread.

U mad Surge? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Lol

 

Ooh you bad boy

 

Lol

 

Me: Then how come you took no knockback?
Hacker: Because i was pinned the the wall!! Unjail me plz plz
(This actually happended lol)

 

Lmao

 

lol

 

1 - "I have a virus that downloads hacks!!!!"
2 - "hacks came pre-installed on my computer"
3 -" i hack because im batman"
4 - "didn't you know?, hacking is in the bible"

these are some of the many stupid ones i have seen

 

8 11 12 14 I Have Seen People Say to me whe i call hacks On them

 

My excuse would be my grandma turned my hacks on even though I only use them on singleplayer

 

Oh i almsot forgot "its called skills.rar you nub"

 

I don't hack

 

Me: wow Haxor GTFO kid go **** yo mama
Hacker: you are just bad kid that you cant download the hacks.
Me: Why should i? I can pvp without
Hacker: and that why you die to me?
Me: im not dieing to you but to your hacks nub
Hacker: I dont hack
ME: did you realise that you admitted it?
Hacker: Logged off


Happend to me

 

xD that was monstakilla? right?

 

Me- (insert name) dude stop hacking
Him- Im Not hacking u just suck u little ( insert curse words in random order)
Me - u hit me when u were turned around
Him- well ur just laggy
ME- why didn't u take knock back ??
Him - idgaf( inserts lots of curse words) Then Disconnects

 

Yes xD

 

I actually really liked your reasons

 

i said them because im batman

 

I'm only 6 so how could me hak nub

 

Maybe you're just bad.

 

999 views xD. Obama allowed it in the news. His words '' People of America, I am here today to announce that hacking minecraft is now officially legal" So...