Types of squadcraft players

Discussion in 'General chat' started by Durex_Condoms, Aug 25, 2016.

  1. Durex_Condoms

    Durex_Condoms New Member

    Hello squadcrafters I shall be showing you the types of people here on the forums and how to handle them!


    #1) The jackass troll

    Ever got in a heated argument with someone and some random guy who newly created his account commented on your profile page? Yup that is probably the guy you just got in an argument with bonus points if the profile pic was not even put on. Even more points if the profile pic is some chick to make you feel even more angry if you are a white knight.

    #2) The semi troll

    These guys seem to be involved with everything that goes on and have serious responses some of the time but the other 70% is just something.

    Example: @luigi

    joke account #3) Personally I hate these guys they do nothing but be stupid and idiodic gahh I want to rip all of the'yre throwts out rn!!!1!!!!!1!1!! usually der grammerz is bad Examples are @g_p and @PukingRainbowz.

    #2) Forum guys

    These guys usually hang out on the forums and don't play on the actual server I mean why would I want to hang out on that shit server amright guys

    An example is @ymybuddies

    #3) The poor fucks
    These are usually people who did something that they can never live down wether or not they did something that is against the social norms of the server or forums that they can never live down and everyone hates or humiliates them for it. Later they try to redeem there reputation by having impeccable grammar maturing up and cracking completely inoffensive jokes. They usually end up as insignificant nobodies. But I mean why would anyone want to be well liked in this shithole right guys?

    Example: @ymybuddies @Minersof49ers and @NickLuvsLego

    #4) The arguers

    These guys just argue you over everything.
    Crack an inoffensive joke: Argue
    Suggest a change on the server that would be good: Argue
    Argue with someone who is clearly wrong: Argue with the clearly wrong person
    Bonus points if you find a couple of there lackeys and goons
    They usually have somewhat thuggish attitudes
    Usually these people stop arguing with you once they express that they are the alpha male/female. They typically prey on younger players.

    Examples @MLGProGamer123 (I so fucked for putting him on here)

    #5) The token good chick

    Everyone loves these users there can be some argument that has lasted for weeks on one thread and they make a post and everyone agrees with them and start grooming thy queen with delusions of mating
    they are usually well liked, don't curse that much, mother the younger player and are the only pristine people in this Detroit server.

    @Miisakkii

    #6) The token good user

    They are generally nice people agree with them and they are the least likely person to berate your mod app
    even if you did tell someone to jump off a cliff.

    @cdennis02

    #7) The Kid

    Usually these users are somewhat naive, have lack of experience with the etiquette on this forum, they don't know how to remove there emotions from there text and end up in as "The poor fucks".

    The examples are @NickLuvsLego

    #8) The passive authority figures
    Usually these guys go but the server rules completely within the lines, have a strong care for there reputation to the point that you don't know what is there stance really with the server and can mostly be seen declining mod apps.

    Examples are: surgetheurge

    #9) The moddappers

    These guys come here to make mod apps thats it

    #10) The reporters

    'nuff said

    #11)Mr. Normal

    These people are average they will treat you on the internet how they would treat you in real life.
     
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  2. Jerry2kewl

    Jerry2kewl From Ebay C/O $6.95 Staff Member Mod

    None of those people on number 3 have "impeccable" grammar.
     
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  3. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    I don't do these things though ):

    I don't like 'thug' stuff and I'm not one ):

    What did I do to deserve this ):
     
  4. lookcook

    lookcook New Member

    The thug life chose you.
     
  5. MetaMonkeyz

    MetaMonkeyz Ign is SnowBagel. Staff Member Mod

    Oi suck me
     
  6. PukingRainbowz

    PukingRainbowz New Member

    durex the type of person to look at a dog that goes meow and labels it a cat
     
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  7. Lordnelson

    Lordnelson Nope

    Wonder what i would be put under.
     
  8. riank1

    riank1 Keep motivated, don't give up

    Same. He didn't add the "Sexy Beast" category
     
  9. MetaMonkeyz

    MetaMonkeyz Ign is SnowBagel. Staff Member Mod

    You should add those accounts that try to get attention by naming themselves off an item or story @Goldilocks @Durex_Condoms
     
  10. Minersof49ers

    Minersof49ers music ig

    How hilarious.

    Funny considering I always care about my grammar. And "inoffensive jokes?" Sure about the jokes, but what about when I labeled ISIS Islamic?
     
  11. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    My gramr iz great
     
  12. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    If you put a weeaboo in the "poor fucks" category I swear he will probably spam this thread spamming "Do not pity me!"
     
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2016
  13. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    I know, I should have gone there.
     
  14. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    And then there was me


    ~Shakespeare
     
  15. MetaMonkeyz

    MetaMonkeyz Ign is SnowBagel. Staff Member Mod

    You're actually triggered over this lmaooo

    "Always horny" category ;)
     
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  16. Minersof49ers

    Minersof49ers music ig

    lol yeah xD
     
  17. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Kind of disappointed I wasn't put on here. :(
    Hey @Durex_Condoms, place me!

    Awk moment when he's being sympathetic towards you.
     
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  18. MLGProGamer123

    MLGProGamer123 Viva La Vida

    We are superior to humans. We need not apply.
     
  19. smeags

    smeags Intentionally Philosophical

    Ah, that was not an application good sir, but a demand.

    You speak truth however. *Turns nose up at thread*
     
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  20. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    Am spelt wrong

     
  21. Minersof49ers

    Minersof49ers music ig

    cut him
     
  22. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    72.74% and to be fair I only make non serious responses to non serious matters we all gotta laugh after all.
     
  23. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    The white knight

    They usually swarm the female users and care about them so much to the point if worship. They will always back women up in arguments even despite the fact tat they are clearly wrong. All this for delusions of mating.

    Attributes: They usually act like dicks to other users to express there dominance.

    There grammar is usually perfect when there is woman user around.
     
  24. Crixiaro

    Crixiaro Karma Staff Member Mod

    I'm pretty sure ymybuddies goes in #3.
     
  25. lookcook

    lookcook New Member

    Now who fits in that catagory? lol
     
  26. EdibleBananas

    EdibleBananas SHADOWHUNTER743 / IllogicalSteve

    what about the annoying kids that make 10 posts a day and apply for mod every week saying "IVE CHANGED
     
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  27. Minersof49ers

    Minersof49ers music ig

    Lol

    I say there's a category for the moderators such as @MetaMonkeyz and @Crixiaro. After all, they're the most decent people on here.
    Disclaimer: Don't take offence to this if... Lol i dont feel like typing anymore
     
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  28. Newb

    Newb *inhales*...

    Can you add something to that? People with no profile picture.
     
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  29. riank1

    riank1 Keep motivated, don't give up

    We call those alt forum accounts :3 xD
     
  30. Newb

    Newb *inhales*...

    They can't be an official alt w/o a profile pic :c
     
  31. Goran

    Goran :b Mod

  32. Minersof49ers

    Minersof49ers music ig

  33. NickLuvsLego

    NickLuvsLego Пидор

    honestly fucked up lol
     
  34. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    I am pretty sure this guy took a jab at everyone
     
  35. Crixiaro

    Crixiaro Karma Staff Member Mod

    Lmao, no he didn't.
     
  36. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Like who?
     
  37. Crixiaro

    Crixiaro Karma Staff Member Mod

  38. g_p

    g_p grondewa

    i ripped your mothers throat out with my humngous dog
     
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  39. AniJan

    AniJan Hard work betrays little, But dreams betray many

    got dem nudes?
     
  40. Stealthyyyy

    Stealthyyyy The God of Stealth

    And then there are the people who pretend to be something they're not.
     
  41. Twerkae

    Twerkae Louis

    the peeps who apply for mod
     
  42. Miisakkii

    Miisakkii 26C4U

    I am honored
     
  43. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Yes you may wear the crown, Ma'am.
     
  44. Miisakkii

    Miisakkii 26C4U

    Oh sweet!
     
  45. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    Times up I'm taking it back now.
     
  46. Miisakkii

    Miisakkii 26C4U

    No you aren't!
     
  47. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    Hi
     
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  48. nicole_panda

    nicole_panda aka Promises

    You forgot the oldies that just dont do anything but come to watch the server burn and talk (:)
     
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  49. lordnelson12

    lordnelson12 I'm a cute little pussy :>

    They are missing it all.
     
  50. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    You feel me
     
  51. lluigi

    lluigi Dancer

    feel me if you like rev ;)
     
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  52. lordnelson12

    lordnelson12 I'm a cute little pussy :>

    Why u
     
  53. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    ;)
     
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  54. Miisakkii

    Miisakkii 26C4U

    I'll feel you if you feel me
     
  55. Revelutionz

    Revelutionz That one dutch guy

    i already felt you;)
     
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  56. ymybuddies

    ymybuddies "New" member

    Yeah I know
     

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