um pat

Apparently this is pat lol

 

lmao

 

Cause there's 1 Patrick Harmon in the entire world ._.

 

You have 1 new gmail message

 

lol

 

no this is pat lmao

 

Kinda Really creepy that you're looking up mods Facebook's.

 

No one knows my irl name so know one can find me

 

Sven van der Gond

 

Ihysm

 

<3

 

Why you do dis

 

i knew it but wasnt gonna say
Bad yum

 

SEARCH ME BRUH

Gond isnt even a dutch word so im special

 

Exactly so easier to find u <3

 

<3

 

https://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&...obile-gws-hp..2.16.1653.3.MYWzDitrkEM#facrc=_

 

Thats what you find if you search me

 

Is this one you?

https://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&...tenschool.nl%2Fmain.php%3Fid%3D200109;360;480

 

Nope never had glasses

 

Naam va mijn grootvader was Sven en was netherlands

 

Ik ben nl!!!!

 

That aint pat minion and it creeps me out that you ate friends with an 50+ old man on Facebook xD

 

Hey sorry i waz bored

 

Shit.. You found me..
Time to find an suitable alt

 

I bet your the baby

 

You don't do that because you're bored xD

















Jk I know people are curios on how other people look

 

That battery percentage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Uummm...

 

Dad?

 

Son?

 

Nick?

 

Ball9?

 

Why didn't you come back? You were only going to the shop for some cigarettes..

 

LOL

 

This isnt creepy at all ._.

 

The store on the corner?
Oh well um.
I got more than cigarettes...
Don't worry I'll throw the ball with you later

 

But will you be there to catch it this time? You weren't the other 200 times I tried ;_;

 

That 2nd photo is one of the kids belonging to a terrorist, explain yourself "patrick"

 

Um I will try but if this situation I'm in takes to long I might not be able too

 

Alah alkbar beotch

 

Want me to help you hide the drugs daddy?

 

Yes please there's more than usual we might have to use your teddy bear and you box

 

Not cuddles D: Also, pls not my box

 

I'm sorry what are you making your son do?

 

Play ball and hide cookies from my 22-year old wife

 

tell me, what age are you?

 

8 22, why?

 

Oi gtfo
My son
Son didn't I tell you to not talk to strangers about the cookies and the thing I've been working on in the basement that'll make fire works?

 

Really is this what this thread turned in too ._.

 

now you see im here and i dont think your child is safe sir

 

Yes son cuddles must take one for the team

 

Sorry pop pop, can I have one of those 'cookies' now pls?

 

Only one,
And if I find you've taken more...
Better start running to grandmas

 

why would that be huh?

 

I don't think your safe. You were a failed abortion sooo you need to be saved as in removed

 

@nicole_panda come get some cookies. Beware dont sniff. You get chocolate in your nose

 

Well mom sure was gobblin them down whilst you were gone.. Can you smack her one like the good ol' times?

 

ok then im gonna call someone you dont like

@The kiddy fidller

 

None of your dam mother fucking business bitch

I went there..

 

*sniffs* AHHH that felt good

 

Oh ya deff will you stay in your room for now

 

Cookies yes please *eats all the drugs*

 

Pat were screwed

 

pls not again mr grayson [still don't know why you make me call you that ;'(]

 

Where did you put the rest of the cookie m8

 

My child is fine
And my child is my child soo back da fuck up

 

I think i am high

 

Stfu I'll rig the front door so they'll go sky high

 

Yes i love to suck and lick lollipops

 

Um is that authorised.

 

._?

 

Um idk ask someone else
It was self defense your honor!!!

 

Mom?

 

But but i need more cookies and there hid there

 

Wait wut i am a mom?

 

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE MORE COOKIES BEFORE I BEAT YO ASS

 

Eh i overdosed her shes fine

 

Ok *pat beats ass*

 

If ya know what I mean

 

Okay okay I'm done xD
I'll lock this only a few know what I look like