Best Joke Ever

What's the difference between you and an egg?




























An egg will be the one to get laid. lolololololollolooool

 

What's the difference between a cake and a Jew?

A cake doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

 

Wow

 

Savage.

 

Fucking savage

What's the difference between a blonde and a ironing board??



















An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

 

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito, when u slap the mosquito it stops sucking

 

Why do you have to kill everything, man?

 

Cause he's the next hitler

 

Lol

 

Lmao I probably should delete that post

 

I have a few. Might get in trouble here........

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.






How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve




Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through like 90 stories in 10 seconds.





Seriously guys. Black jokes aren't that funny. I mean, I have blacks in my family tree. They're still hanging there.






Why can't little Jimmy use the swing? Because he has no hands.
-Knock-knock!
-Who's there?
-Not Jimmy

 

What's the difference between a Jew and a kid at boot camp?
















One comes home from camp.

 

My old German plumber accidentally connected my gas pipe to the shower. You just cant knock old habits.