I was riding my BMX bike around town today, when I suddenly slipped and fell.I was in a LOT of pain, so I decided to go home.I got back up and kept riding, but as I went to turn blood started to pour from my leg. I had no idea that's was bleeding out basically, so I was screwed.I sat there with my ankle twisted and bleeding a TON.At this point I couldn't make it back.So I sat there and called my mom.She picked up and I told her what happened end then she came.She took me to the hospital where they basically said "Get this kid and cast and get him out"So I had to cover the huge cut on my leg with my shirt till I got home. What a great day..
Ah, An average thursday jkjk Anyways, was it like a fracture in the ankle or full on somethin is poppin out
Tru, the spiderwebs are made of proteins that act as a mesh like the naturally occurring protein fbrin that forms the mesh in our body that starts coagulation, so I can support samandmargo's claim.
I bet you are naked under those clothes, you slut Edit: I just looked up the word slut and it apparently only applies to women tf. What is the male equivalent to this than, Man slut?
Well at least we know what applies to you now. I broke my arm a few years back, and both my ulna and radius were jutting out of my arm. I was just going 'Wtf is stabbing into my arm??' Didn't even realise it was bone lmao.
I ride a KTM 125 on trails, what. Do you ride? If I move it an inch I basically scream for ten hours, so now I sit in bed for 2 weeks! ???What the...How did you know...... Oh yah, I put it in there..
School nurse: Oh, you have an axe in your forehead! Let's put a band-aid on it and some ice. Please excuse me while I use an outdated method of measuring your temperature that makes you gag because my school had enough money for air conditioning and futuristic projectors but couldn't afford a medical thermometer that takes your temperature simply by rubbing your forehead! Referring to these. Instead they stick some plastic thing in your mouth lol
Well if there's one thing public schools get right, it's those cheese-filled breadsticks -3- "Some plastic thing in your mouth lol" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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